CINEMANIA (Angela Christlieb, Stephen
Kijak, 2003) R
Reviewed: May 18th, 2003
Incompetently made, my recommendation stands strictly as a testament to how riveting
and close-to-home I found the subject matter (a documentary look at five New York
City cinemaniacs). My main problem is one of comprehensiveness: Jack Angstreich,
the most well-adjusted of the five cinemaniacs profiled, is the clear star with
the majority of the runtime devoted to him. Which is theoretically fine, since
Jack is also the most articulate and easily the least pathetic of the bunch, but
either devote the whole damn movie to him or expand outward from the
criminally brief eighty minute runtime since the four other maniacs get majorly
shafted (two of them are in the movie for what must be under ten minutes a piece)
and the whole flick feels severely off-balanced as a result. There's no way directors
Christlieb and Kijak are true blue cinephiles themselves since they seemed to
have picked their subjects not based on how much they genuinely love the cinema
but based on how fucked up their lives are. Case in point is the unemployed nerd
who only adores a highly specialized portion of cinema (European film post-WWII
up to the French New Wave) and never gets to tell us anything about this movie
love since Cinemania concentrates its efforts entirely -- within the
already very limited time it spends on him -- on his inept attempts to get a date.
Either the filmmakers never posed the right questions to their subjects or they
just edited out the answers, but either way it's abundantly clear that this movie's
MO from first frame to last is 'I don't care why these people love movies
so much, I just care that they are all weird and compulsive.' (None of the five
cinemaniacs have jobs, all are single and all of their apartments are pretty disgusting
war zones, with one or two of them fearing imminent eviction.)
Thankfully Angstreich does everything he can to subvert Christlieb's and Kijak's
glib, unacceptable agenda, clearly doing his best to frequently explain why the
cinema is so commanding (two of the film's highlights come when he talks about
wanting to make love to Rita Hayworth in black and white and when he discusses
how engrossing two characters talking in a European cafe on screen is but how
disappointing it was when he actually traveled around Europe, going to cafes and
trying to reproduce the thrill in real life). And yet despite Jack's gallant efforts,
Cinemania's list of unexplored topics is long: at least a few of the
five cinemaniacs seem to be avid readers and I wanted to hear about their struggles
trying to balance their time between two art forms (certainly something I grapple
with); the question of how being so addicted to cinema affects sexual relationships
is glossed over; ditto familial relationships (one of the cinemaniacs says he
was more devastated by Audrey Hepburn's death than by any of his relatives' but
of course the filmmakers never bother following up on that intriguing comment);
thorough explorations of topics such as filmic discrimination (are all these people
just easy critics?), video or DVD versus theatrical prints, fear of knowing they're
all gonna inevitably die with so many films left unseen or why none of them seem
to have ambitions to be professional critics or filmmakers are also virtually
nonexistent (meaning occasionally one of the five people might provide a line
or two on the topic, but never anything more than that). The fact that Jack --
the most able-to-function-in-real-life of the five -- turns out to be far and
away the most fascinating persona, demonstrates just how misguided and corrupt
Christlieb's and Kijak's methodology is. I want a properly made, two and a half
hour sequel starring baaab, Jeremy and Theo about what it truly means
(i.e. not just consequences, but insights) to battle Truffaut's question --
"Is cinema more important than life?" -- on a daily basis.
Return home.