Highly
mean-spirited, not funny, inordinately glib, totally insubstantial comments
on circa-2003 movies that suck.
THE
HORSE WHO CURED THE DEPRESSION (Gary Bait) 35
Reviewed: July 29th, 2003
I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT AN
OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT
AN OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR!
I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT AN
OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT
AN OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR!
I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT AN
OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR!
We know, dude. You don't have to cry about it.
NEGRO
SUPERMODELS CAN PILOT PIRATE SHIPS TOO (Whore Verbinski) 36
Reviewed: July 29th, 2003
There's a reason the ride is only eight and a half minutes, jackass. Hopefully
you'll grasp the virtues of brevity by the time you finish your forthcoming adaptation
of Splash Mountain.
Return home.