Highly mean-spirited, not funny, inordinately glib, totally insubstantial comments on circa-2003 movies that suck.



THE HORSE WHO CURED THE DEPRESSION (Gary Bait) 35

Reviewed: July 29th, 2003

I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR! I WANT AN OSCAR!

We know, dude. You don't have to cry about it.



NEGRO SUPERMODELS CAN PILOT PIRATE SHIPS TOO (Whore Verbinski) 36

Reviewed: July 29th, 2003

There's a reason the ride is only eight and a half minutes, jackass. Hopefully you'll grasp the virtues of brevity by the time you finish your forthcoming adaptation of Splash Mountain.



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